May01

The Perfect Snack

by Andy Crash Connell on May 1, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Someday, somewhere, the next multimillionaire will not be a digital media visionary, but a snack maker!  Observe this awesome ‘futuristic’ nutrition label!

Nutrition label - Fantasy

 

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Apr06

How do I turn Retweets off?

by Andy Crash Connell on April 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm

You can turn off Retweets for a specific user if you don’t like what they share.

Select “Turn off Retweets” from the person icon drop down on a user’s mini-profile (shown below) or profile page to stop seeing Tweets they’ve retweeted.

Turning Retweets on or off is NOT retroactive, meaning that you can choose not to receive future Retweets from someone, but you can’t remove Retweets that are already in your timeline.

There is no way to turn off ALL Retweets from ALL users.

You cannot mute or turn off a tweet with the RT or via retweet tags in user tweets. But you’ll have a cleaner, easier-to-digest timeline.

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Apr05

Midlife Hair Crisis

by Andy Crash Connell on April 5, 2012 at 9:21 pm

My wife wanted to add some red stripes to her hair… she did it.  I told her if she did it, I’d add white ones to mine.  Didn’t quite make it to the white stage… but Annie (my stylist) says, next time, it should go ‘whiter’.

It’s just hair.

My Chef Ramsay look

 

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Apr04

The Beauty of #SocialNetworking

by Andy Crash Connell on April 4, 2012 at 10:32 pm

Thank you for your social networking support

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Feb17

Social Media Mind Control Master dot com

by Andy Crash Connell on February 17, 2012 at 10:29 am

I can no longer hide my true identity.  My dark past dealings with the Advanced Research Projects Agency have come back to haunt me.  I don’t know how much time I have left in cyberspace before I’m completely blocked and blacklisted, so I’ve decided to share my mind secrets for anyone and everyone (except cyber-terrorists and anyone who doesn’t believe the exact way I do about the Pinterest cult, cross-dressing salt water aquarium life, and the authorized Roddenberry canon).

I cannot and will not accept currency for my mentoring because all funds can and will be traced back to people I care about.  Their safety is paramount to me.

I am open to housing, transportation, and food bartering…. depending on what part of the globe you reside.

Please do not read this post.

Please do not share this post.

Please discourage anyone you know from text voting for the next American Idol (more about that in my next telepathic broadcast).

And regardless of what the so-called “gurus or experts” tell you, Oxycodone/Acetaminophen is not addicting or has no lasting side-effects.

I wish you well and will remember you all in therapy.

Andy Crash Kelly

Transmitted from the future, March, 2297

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