>The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW. For the first offense, they give you two Cowboys tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys!

Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in DFW in case of a tornado?

A. To Texas Stadium – they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.