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>There are only two things to worry about…
Either you are sick or you are well.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about…

Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about….
Either you go to heaven or to hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell…

You’ll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won’t have time to worry!

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