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>I just got this in my Earthlink email inbox today. I must admit, I was impressed with the pitch. It took about two paragraphs before my intelligence was insulted.

If you do this, you get the Five Star rating from the Moron’s Union:

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User Quarantine Exercise

The Helpdesk Program that periodically checks the size of your e-mail
space is sending you this information. The program runs weekly to ensure
your inbox does not grow too large, thus preventing you from receiving
or sending new messages.

As this message is being sent, you have 18 megabytes (MB) or more stored
in your inbox. To help us reset your space in our database, please enter
your current USERNAME:(____) PASSWORD:(_____)

You will receive a periodic alert if your inbox size is between 18 and
20 MB. If your inbox size is 20 MB, a program on your Webmail will move
your oldest e-mails to a folder in your home directory to ensure you can
continue receiving messages on your behalf.

If your inbox grows to 25 MB, you will be unable to receive new messages and
it will be returned to sender. All this is programmed to ensure your account
continues to function properly.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Help Desk

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